Philosophical Statement of the Day:
Why are toilet seats all ways freezing cold?
I mean... you really gotta go... and then you sit down... and it takes the BREATH out of you (along with everything else)
I know i know.. nasty.
BUT... i remember reading somewhere... that someone had invented a toilet seat heater... im looking for one right now:
Out of the 75,400 results google returned for "toilet + set+ heater", the best i could find was :
http://www.biobidet.com/products.htm
hmm.. not exactly what i was looking for. Guess ill have to keep searching. Or else invent one. The temperature of my bum is a crucial aspect of my life.
:D
(PS : inspired by my upset tummy and numerous trips to the bathroom)
If you would buy a toilet seat heater... please comment...with sufficient comments i will procede to invent one, make millions, and be known throughout history as the man who abolished cold bums :D respectable profession, wouldnt you say Dad?
Why are toilet seats all ways freezing cold?
I mean... you really gotta go... and then you sit down... and it takes the BREATH out of you (along with everything else)
I know i know.. nasty.
BUT... i remember reading somewhere... that someone had invented a toilet seat heater... im looking for one right now:
Out of the 75,400 results google returned for "toilet + set+ heater", the best i could find was :
http://www.biobidet.com/products.htm
hmm.. not exactly what i was looking for. Guess ill have to keep searching. Or else invent one. The temperature of my bum is a crucial aspect of my life.
:D
(PS : inspired by my upset tummy and numerous trips to the bathroom)
If you would buy a toilet seat heater... please comment...with sufficient comments i will procede to invent one, make millions, and be known throughout history as the man who abolished cold bums :D respectable profession, wouldnt you say Dad?
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2 Comments:
the japanese (trust them) invented a toilet with a heated eat and automatic bum-washer years and years ago, i remember seeing a picture in the paper ages ago. hehe. i'd like a warmer seat meself, our loo is RIGHT under the window :S
hmmm...i think i saw the japanese thingy on tv once ages ago...sorry salman...as always ur a lil late...and yes ull have to start saving up starting NOW so u can afford one in about another 5 yrs!!!:P;P
hmm...im not gonna sign this...lets see if u can tell who i am!!!:P
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