As God was rolling the dice one day, to see what next he had in store for me,
I walked up to God and said wait just a second motherfucker -
You cant just keep rolling the dice and playing my unlucky life like a game of chance.
So you know what im gonna do?
Im gonna take these dice and shove em up my ass -
shove em hard shove em deep,
shit them out and then we'll see
what the numbers say for you,
My Lord...
My Savior...
My Gambler in the Sky...